It's bad enough...
when a woman you didn't even want hanging around in the first place, tries to cause
a scene by chasing after your friends. When your friend doesn't want her either and she tries and come back to you? That's just pathetic.
But even worse than both of those scenarios is when she tries to return to ask you to take her back . . . and Forgets Your NAME!
Read the following bit of boobery as brought by the illegal spamming company, virtumundo.com.
My name should be in the place where you see $Firstname$, but the dimwitted
incompetents at virtumundo can't even code basic javascript!
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Dear $Firstname$,
I was just
reviewing our client list when suddenly a vision flashed into my
minds eye! |
| I nearly dropped my cup of tea it was so powerful and concentrated…
We understand you’re going through some difficult times and want very
badly to find or keep your true love. We also know that you may be
struggling financially and need MONEY desperately. Well, your time
may soon come!
However, I must
warn you that to get what we most want in life we sometimes need
to find courage and walk a hazardous path… $Firstname$, at these
times we need to walk through fire and take chances! Are you
up to the challenge? $Firstname$, Are you ready to take the risks
you need to transform your life?
We must read
your Tarot cards to clarify this intense vision! That’s why I’m
giving you a FREE Tarot reading! Call now! Begin to take some chances
for your dreams!
$Firstname$, call toll-free 1-800-526-4317 immediately!
In your future,
$Firstname$, you may be confronted with a decision that could very
well lead to wealth, health and happiness. You may be rich! One
caller claims to have won money with her psychics’ advice! You could
you be next!
Love & hope,
Miss Cleo
PS This number
is reserved and authorized for you, $Firstname$. Please do not share
it with anyone. Call now! 1-800-526-4317. You have nothing to lose
and a fortune to gain! $Firstname$, please, I am begging you not
to ignore this message. You must call within 4 days.
For a great free
reading offer, call 1-800-526-4317.
Must be 18+. For entertainment purposes only.
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You received this email because you signed up at one of Virtumundo's websites
THAT'S A BLATANT LIE!
(see the "properties" listed at www.virtumundo.com)
or you signed up with a party that has contracted with Virtumundo.
I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT, BUT IF TRUE, I WANT THE NAME OF THE
ASSHOLE WHO GAVE MY INFORMATION TO VIRTUBUNGHOLE.COM!
To unsubscribe from the Virtumundo list, visit http://www.virtumundo.com/unsub/rewardmail/index.html?feo@feoamante.com
I DID THAT AND YOU HAVE SPAMMED ME AGAIN! NOW YOU ARE CRIMINALS!
The products and/or services advertised in this email are the sole responsibility of the
advertiser, and questions about this offer should be directed to the advertiser.
This is interesting. The USA is currently in a recession, unemployment is high, companies are
going out of business, folks are being laid off by the hundreds of thousands
this year, and we are at WAR!
So Miss Cleo is slurping a cup of tea one day, wearing her free aol cd around her neck, when she suddenly gets this FLASH!
There is SOMEONE in this country who is "going through some difficult times".
Well DAMN!
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE THE ODDS?
Oh, what's that? I may be "struggling financially and need MONEY desperately"?
Well it only stands to reason that if I'm broke, I'm going through difficult times.
As for the love thing, yer sweetie ain't gonna stay around if yer broke.
She needs someone who's got it "Going on!"
(Snap! Snap!)
In fact, I'm SO damn broke that even Miss Cleo has forgot my name.
So now my name is $Firstname$
Hey, I have broken links and mistakes on this site as well, but I'm not
trying to present myself as some "Professional business".
Let's get serious here. Is this not one of the most pathetic spams you have ever
seen? How embarrassing to have that ".gif" flag waving in the
corner, as if that gives her some kind of credibility.
This psychic horndog needs to get on Blind-Date or something and leave me the hell alone.
Go
to Page 1
MISS CLEO SPAMS FEO!
Miss Cleo has been moved by her exciting dreams about me 3 times since October 15.
Go to Page 2
MISS CLEO DREAMS OF FEO!
Miss Cleo has felt my Vibrations 2 times since October 10.
Oct. 10, Oct. 19
Go to Page 3
MISS CLEO SPAMS FEO - REDUX!
Miss Cleo is trying to make me jealous by seducing my friend, Brian Knight.
Ain't that just like a woman?
Go to Page 4
MISS CLEO DUMPS FEO!
Miss Cleo is trying to make me jealous by seducing my friend, Brian Knight.
Ain't that just like a woman?
Miss Cleo spammed me 6 times in October. Oct. 10, Oct. 15, Oct. 17, Oct. 23, Oct. 25, Oct. 27.
She has spammed my buddy Brian Knight on Nov 20 and now
she's back to grabbing my ass, Dec 9, 2001
Go to Page 6
MISS CLEO IS DEAD!
The case has now been finalized by the FCC against the woman who cyber stalked me back in 2001. Yep, I'm talking about the phony-psychic phony-Jamaican telling-lies-about-yer-sweetie, Miss Cleo. |
