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Pick Me Up
PICK ME UP 2006
Nice Guy Productions / IDT Entertainment / Anchor Bay Entertainment
Rating: N/A
FeoNote: If this was a theatrical release, it would probably have got an R for violence, rape, nudity, torture, gore, and sexual situations.
Oh! And language!
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Nice Guy Productions / IDT Entertainment / Anchor Bay Entertainment
Rating: N/A
FeoNote: If this was a theatrical release, it would probably have got an R for rape, nudity, incest, violence, and sexual situations

One of the things I like about Larry Cohen (IT'S ALIVE [all], GOD TOLD ME TO, FULL MOON HIGH, Q, SPECIAL EFFECTS, THE STUFF, A RETURN TO SALEM'S LOT, WICKED STEPMOTHER, THE AMBULANCE) ... aw hell, I like everything about Larry Cohen! No wait! Wait! There is one thing I absolutely do not like about Larry. He doesn't direct enough Horror movies! His last one was over 15 freakin' years ago! Larry has made good movies and bad movies, but I've yet to see him ever make a dull movie and PICK ME UP is not only one of Larry's best, it is THE best movie to come out of the Masters of Horror series thus far. All other "Masters" take note!

Based on a script by David J. Schow (Book: THE KILL RIFF. Movies TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III, CRITTERS 3, THE CROW, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING), PICK ME UP begins with a road and a snake. A bus driver sees the snake on the road and gleefully runs it over. A young guy in regular clothes plus cowboy boots and a hat steps up to the dead snake and gives it some kind of last rites.

Up the road, the bus breaks down. The passengers are all flabbergasted and one of them, Stacia (Fairuza Balk: THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU), sticks out her thumb and takes her act on the road. Soon an 18 wheeler driven by a seemingly nice enough guy named Jim Wheeler (Michael Moriarity: REBORN, Q, MINDSTORM, ALONG CAME A SPIDER) comes along who is willing to give a few folks a ride to get help. Two take him up on it, but one couple has a very scared young woman named Marie who doesn't trust the truck driver, thinking he's some kind of serial killer.

As Jim and the two passengers leave, a young guy in regular clothes plus cowboy boots and a hat steps up to the bus driver and asks if the bus driver, Danny (Tom Pickett: BORDELLO OF BLOOD) could give him a ride. Danny says yes, but his bus is broke down.

"But if it was working," says the young guy, "You'd give me a ride?" Danny affirms this is so. One dead bus driver later and gunshots are heard in the bus. Soon the girl, who thinks every stranger is a serial killer, is running away from one. I dunno. Maybe she watches too many Horror Thriller movies.

Events among the two folks who hitched a ride with Wheeler in his 18 Wheeler aren't faring any beter and soon Jim has returned to the scene of the crime where he discovers, by evidence, that there is another killer on the road. Wheeler is the kind of creep you don't ever want to accept a ride from and the young guy, Walker (Warren Kole), is the kind of creep whom you don't ever want to give a ride. But emergencies and desperation make otherwise reasonable folks do risky things, and there are those among us who prey on the desperate. Only in this case, the shared pickings will make these two serial killers collide, with nasty consequences for anyone caught in the middle.

Serial killers who prey on serial killers isn't new. Dennis Latham did it in his novel MICHAEL IN HELL in 2001 and Jeff Lindsay's DARKLY DREAMING DEXTER (inspired the TV show, Dexter) from 2005. But David Schow's screenplay was based on his short story (of the same name) published back in 1991 in the Robert Bloch anthology, PSYCHO-PATHS, and as far as I can tell, he's the originator of this new sub-genre.

Like more than a few Masters of Horror movies, this one also gets an

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Director Larry Cohen is no slouch when it comes to Horror Thrillers either. When he's not directing he's writing such films as SCREAM, BABY, SCREAM; DADDY'S GONE A-HUNTING; MANIAC COP; UNCLE SAM; and PHONE BOOTH. When David and Larry got together, sparks flew and the cast & crew made it complete. PICK ME UP is just the right combination of Horror, Thriller, and gore combined with Cohen's morbidly wry sense of humor.

This is how a "Master" does it. 5 Shriek Girls.

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This review copyright 2007 E.C.McMullen Jr.

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