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Let's Start the

Report by E.C.McMullen Jr.
Copyright 2001 by E.C.McMullen Jr. for feoamante.com

September 20, 2001

Terrorism has been going on, and growing pretty much unchecked, throughout the Middle East and much of Europe for the last 30 years. As frequent calls for understanding and diplomacy and talks with various terrorist factions are pursued, Terrorism continues to grow.

Many citizens of India are now saying (on Internet message boards like bbc.com as well as others) that they hope the U.S.A. has finally opened their eyes and woke up to the threat of World terrorism, which is spreading despite the thousands of peace overtures.

Some brainless, stupid, poorly raised moron shot an Indian man to death, in a very "brave" drive-by shooting, in Phoenix, Arizona. Why? Because he thought the guy might be an Arab.

I've been getting a lot of hateful e-mail lately, all of them trying to curry my favor. This is one of the letters, which starts out with a direct quote from George Bush. Then, in the second paragraph, it all belongs to the somebody who calls themself, Mitchell R. Robb.

After that is my response.

If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer
By Mitchell R. Robb

Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yards. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on other people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.

God bless America!


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