I, ROBOT - 2004
THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS
1. A ROBOT MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN BEING OR, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN
BEING TO COME TO HARM.
2. A ROBOT MUST OBEY THE ORDERS OF A HUMAN BEING EXCEPT WHERE THOSE ORDERS
CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW.
3. A ROBOT MUST PROTECT ITS OWN EXISTENCE EXCEPT WHERE THAT WOULD CONFLICT
WITH THE FIRST AND SECOND LAW.
Have you seen the trailer for I, ROBOT? It looks pretty cool and normally that would be enough
for me to look forward to seeing a movie. But Isaac Asimov's robot stories
are classics of science fiction. Classics. If you're going to make a classic
into a movie I've got to hold you to a higher standard and with that in
mind I saw the trailer differently. It looked like a formula bad sci-fi
plot, which would be an insult to Asimov's memory (plus,
I'm still a little sensitive about the last classic science fiction story
made into a movie: STARSHIP TROOPERS).
So when I walked into the theatre to actually see I, ROBOT
let's just say I had a bit of an attitude.
I, ROBOT was directed by Alex Proyas (DARK
CITY, THE CROW) and written by Jeff Vintar (FINAL
FANTASY) and Akiva Goldsman (LOST IN SPACE, BATMAN & ROBIN, BATMAN FOREVER). Asimov is given a "suggested
by" credit (i.e., "Suggested By the stories
of Isaac Asimov"), which tells you the movie is loosely based
on Asimov's material.
And three ideas central to Asimov's robots are displayed in the opening
credits: the three laws of robotics.
This is Chicago in the year 2035. Detective Del Spooner (Will
Smith: MEN IN BLACK)
wakes from a bad dream. He heads in to work and all around him we see
robots performing every menial task. Along the way Spooner spots what
he thinks is a robot thief. This turns out not to be the case, much to
his embarrassment. Spooner gets a good talking to at the station from
his boss, Lt. Bergin (Chi McBride: THE
FRIGHTENERS, GOTHIKA), showing that this isn't the first time
something like this has happened.
AND HERE IS YOUR LIMITED EULA. PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY AS NO WARRANTY IS EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. ALSO, YOU DON'T OWN YOUR ROBOT BUT YOU ARE 100% RESPONSIBLE FOR IT.
The fact is Spooner just doesn't like robots. He doesn't trust them and doesn't
want anything to do with them for reasons we find out later. Hence the irony when he is called to the towering U.S. Robotics skyscraper to investigate the death of Dr. Alfred Lanning (James Cromwell: THE SUM OF ALL FEARS, THE GREEN MILE, SPECIES II, STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT), robotics scientist and inventor of the Three Laws of Robotics.
Everyone is assuming Lanning's death is a suicide but Spooner quickly
uncovers a series of inconsistencies. He points this out to Lawrence Robertson
(Bruce Greenwood: THE
CORE, BELOW), owner and CEO
of U.S. Robotics and the world's richest man. Robertson is cooperative
but mostly interested in keeping this whole thing quiet. His company is
about to launch a new product: the NS-5 robot.
Robertson directs robotics scientist Susan Calvin (Bridget
Moynahan: THE SUM OF ALL FEARS) to help Spooner with the investigation and the first thing they discover is a robot hiding in Lanning's lab. Much to Susan's amazement this robot
refuses to obey her orders, something everyone in this era takes for granted. Sonny (voiced by Alan Tudyk: FIREFLY [TV]) the robot makes a run for it. He sure makes a good prime suspect. Did he kill Lanning?
WILL SMITH STRIKES THIS POSE A FEW TIMES IN THE MOVIE FOR NO REAL OTHER REASON
THAN THE FACT IT LOOKS PRETTY COOL!
This is a great movie! Funny, action packed and pretty smart. The fear I had about the plot being formula proved unfounded and the story moves fast. I'm not sure Asimov would have liked it but maybe he would. I'm
pretty sure he wouldn't hate it.
|"Never, never, was one of my robots to turn stupidly on his creator for no purpose but to demonstrate, for one more weary time, the crime and punishment of Faust".
- Isaac Asimov, Eight Stories from the Rest of the Robots
I also like to think that he wouldn't hate my
I'M ENDING MY EULA AGREEMENT. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
My only complaint is that the movie doesn't really make clear what a different
world it would be if intelligent robots were everywhere. There is brief
mention of people losing their jobs to robots, which would certainly happen.
But think about the effect on the economy if the cost of labor was effectively
zero. Every product imaginable would become dirt cheap, effectively making
us all millionaires. And the fast pace of scientific discovery we have
now would seem glacial compared to an era when smart machines are designing
even smarter machines. Some people call this rapidly approaching moment
The Singularity, because once it happens knowledge expands so fast that
it's impossible for us to imagine what it would be like.
But I digress. The point is that I,
ROBOT rocks! Four shriek girls!
This review copyright 2004 E.C.McMullen Jr.
the movie claims to be "suggested" by the work of Isaac
Asimov, it adheres closer to, and shares many plot points, with
the best selling graphic novel, RONIN, by the legendary comic
artist & writer, Frank Miller (MAGNUS:
ROBOT FIGHTER, RUSTY BOY ROBOT)
Isaac Asimov wrote the book, I, ROBOT, Eando
Binder wrote a popular short story of the same name, which was
later made into episodes in both the old and new OUTER LIMITS.
||This movie spent decades in development hell, and included a complete illustrated screenplay for an entirely different version of the final I, ROBOT movie, written by Asimov's friend, Harlan Ellison (A BOY AND HIS DOG, TERMINATOR)
||The more you know about science, the weirder it gets. And the weirder it gets, the more poetic it becomes, and the more poetic it becomes, the more it makes sense.
Jason Christie is decidedly weird.
|Sometimes a book is so amazingly good that it randomly spawns its own soundtrack.
Sometimes that album is so good it becomes a runaway bestseller and classic.
ALAN PARSON'S PROJECT: I, ROBOT, did both.
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Chris Suellentrop makes the point, at Slate.com,
that this movie is in exact opposition to Isaac Asimov's
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