CRAWL
MOVIE REVIEW

		Review by Ken King
CRAWL - 2019 USA Release: July 12, 2019 Raimi Productions, Paramount Pictures Rating: USA: R

"Apex predator all day."
-Haley

If ever there was a modern Horror movie filled with nail biting tension and on the edge of your seat suspense, then it is CRAWL.

I will admit, I felt let down by director Alexandre Aja's 2003 effort, HIGH TENSION (HAUTE TENSION, in a lot of Horror circles). I thought it was a great flick... up until the police reviewed the video tape from the gas station. For those who know what I am talking about, no further explanation is needed. For those of you who have yet to see the movie, I recommend checking it out at least once. It needs to be experienced to get the full effect of what anyone tells you about it. Feel free to bounce me any feedback you may have when it comes to the film1. We can compare notes anytime.

Back to Aja himself. He gained vast favor in my eyes with the remake of Wes Craven's THE HILLS HAVE EYES (2006) and his adaptation of the classic Joe Hill novel, HORNS, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Juno Temple. Flash forward six years later, and the man gives us CRAWL. EVIL DEAD director, Sam Raimi, was one of the producers on this flick along with Aja.

There were points I could feel Raimi's fingerprints all over this. If you have seen the movie, DRAG ME TO HELL, directed by the man himself, when it comes to zaniness, few come close to Raimi's brand of dark humor hijinks. One imagines Aja and Raimi drinking late one night and Sam popping up with something like,

"You know what I think would be funny? Some white trash types trying to steal an ATM at a gas station during a Cat. 5 hurricane! That shit would be HYSTERICAL! Let's do it!"

Anyway, a young lady named Haley (Kaya Scodelario: MOON, CLASH OF THE TITANS [2010], TWENTY8K, MAZE RUNNER trilogy, THE TRUTH ABOUT EMANUEL, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES, TIGER HOUSE) attending the University of Florida in Gainesville, finishes her swimming class and gets a call from her sister, Beth (Morfydd Clark: PRIDE, PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES, THE FALLING, OUTSIDERS, THE CALL UP, HIS DARK MATERIALS [TV]) in Boston. She's concerned that she can't reach their father, Dave (Barry Pepper: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, ENEMY OF THE STATE, THE GREEN MILE, BATTLEFIELD EARTH, RIPLEY UNDERGROUND, UNKNOWN, MAZE RUNNER trilogy, MONSTER TRUCKS) who is further south of Haley, and gets her to try to call before the hurricane comes and see if he is okay. Haley says she will go there instead. Despite Beth's protests, Haley is headstrong and ignores her sister's warnings. Soon she is on the road and driving through a veritable monsoon.

The cops are out in the nasty weather, directing traffic to evacuate north on I-75. Haley is heading the opposite direction. She fools one of them, a long-time friend of the family, Wayne (Ross Anderson) into thinking she is going to turn around and follow the rest of the evacuees, but she zips right on to go see about her father as originally planned.

Haley reaches his condo and finds out he's not there. Clues laying about the place tells Haley he might be at their old house that is in escrow. She heads there.

Dave is there alright, but he is under the house and he isn't alone. Alligators are keeping him company... well, not exactly. They are waiting for Dave to make the cardinal error of that one screw up that will make him dinner. Haley, not knowing the danger inherent, goes down to see about her old man. Big, big mistake: She gets added to the menu.

Father and daughter outwit the aquatic lizards for the most part in their attempts to escape from under the house that is quickly flooding from all the rainwater accompanying the hurricane that batters Florida, mercilessly. So not only are the duo in danger of being eaten, but drowning is a very real possibility. Even though they are both fighters and Haley is an excellent swimmer, their time and luck are running out.

FINAL THOUGHTS
In an earlier review (I don't recollect which one) I stated films will always get one Shriek Girl for death by one of these three things, even if the movie as a whole sucks. To wit: Death by shotgun blast, death by axe, or death by wildlife, preferably, bear, shark, wolf/wild dogs, and alligator/crocodile. CRAWL doesn't just get one for a few alligator deaths, but the whole damn movie was excellent. I had a lot of fun watching it. You will too.

Highly Recommended Family Entertainment.

Five Shriek Girls

This review copyright 2021 E.C.McMullen Jr.

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